A tame (and censored) version of my recent cellphone conversations.
Random Dude: You’ve won a diamond watch and are entered to win $25,000.
Me: Yeah right, don’t call again.
Random Dude: While I’ve got you on the line, how about some free magazines?
Me: Don’t want, don’t need. I need to talk to your supervisor.
Random Dude: We need your help in distributing Time magazine, won’t you help us?
Me: I’m not wearing underpants, are you?
Random Dude: If you help us, you’ll get 60 issues of 10 magazines for free.
Me: I’ll sign up for the magazines if you get take off your underpants.
Random Dude: Click.
Today, somebody at Century Marketing screwed up and their phone number finally came through today unblocked.
After running a quick Google search, I now know who has called 93 times over the last ten days. Thanks to those jokers, I have 41 day time minutes for the next two weeks.
Yes, these jackasses (pardon the french) have been calling my cellphone during the day (and at all other hours). Despite being on the do-not call list, demanding to be taken off their call list, filing complaints with the FTC and being completely obnoxious/inappropriate, they continue to spam my cellphone multiple times per day.
Verizon hasn’t been of much help. Since the incoming calls are usually restricted, Verizon claims they can not block the source. Besides, if I knew what number to block, it would still be an extra charge for the blocking. That’s a lame policy, but then again, Verizon’s a business and going over on my daytime minutes makes them money.
If the calls don’t cease within the next week, I’ll deal with the hassle of changing my cell phone number.
I would love send their president a box full of stinky dog poo. Unfortunately, that’d get me in a lot of trouble.
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